Yes, yes, I know. I said way, way back in the dark days of the internet’s squalid birthing, that I would never sign up to Twitter. So I lied, alright? Obviously I didn’t realise I was lying, but the evidence years later is clearly that I must have been. Or at least I was sadly mistaken.

Does a rabbit have any choice over the headlights of which car it gets rooted to the spot by? No. And neither did I. The steam-roller of the social meeja revolution finally ran over me.

Deal with it; it’s gonna be payback time for all the years of silence…